It's Not a Gun

maggie

A man was in a grocery store with his stingy friend when two robbers broke in and asked all the people to put up their hands. As the robbers began searching the boss for money, he felt a nudge. “Take this,” his friend whispered.
“Don't give me a gun,” the man whispered back. “I don't want to be a hero.”
“It's not gun-in' s that twenty-five dollars I owe you.”