“Three Hims”

maggie

A woman had been very faithful in attending all her church's services for many years, and the minister wanted to reward her. At the next Sunday-evening service he announced, “For her loyalty to the church, we shall reward Miss Jones by letting her pick three hymns for the evening.”
“Oh, goody!” exclaimed Miss Jones. And, pointing to various members in the congregation, she said, “I'll take him and him”.